Post by Toby on May 31, 2007 20:48:59 GMT 1
I was going to sve this for the summer... but I can't wait that long. I got it off another discussion board.
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A man was in the supermarket buying a 2 huge bags of Winalot dog biscuits. As she scanned them the cashier asked him what sort of dog he had.
The man replied "I don't have a dog, I am going to give the Winalot diet another go"
She was looking curious, so the man added "I lost 50 pounds last time I was on it".
By this point the cashier seemed very interested, so he went on to explain "It is essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot biscuits and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I am going to try it again".
By this point practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with the description of this amazing diet. The cashier could barely believe what she was hearing and queried if there were any side effects.
He replied "The only downside was that I ended up in hospital for three months, tubes coming in and out of me all over the place".
Horrified, the cashier asked if he ended up in the hospital in that condition because he had been poisoned by the dog food.
He replied "No, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my b***s and a car hit me".
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A man was in the supermarket buying a 2 huge bags of Winalot dog biscuits. As she scanned them the cashier asked him what sort of dog he had.
The man replied "I don't have a dog, I am going to give the Winalot diet another go"
She was looking curious, so the man added "I lost 50 pounds last time I was on it".
By this point the cashier seemed very interested, so he went on to explain "It is essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot biscuits and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I am going to try it again".
By this point practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with the description of this amazing diet. The cashier could barely believe what she was hearing and queried if there were any side effects.
He replied "The only downside was that I ended up in hospital for three months, tubes coming in and out of me all over the place".
Horrified, the cashier asked if he ended up in the hospital in that condition because he had been poisoned by the dog food.
He replied "No, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my b***s and a car hit me".
;D